Riverdale season 3 episode 2 river👏🏻review👏🏻: I’d say this episode was so much better than last weeks episode. I loved that bughead are a detective duo again and even if Betty didn’t tell Jughead right away about the seizures at least they had better communication than last season. Betty’s mom... wack. Hiram lodge... wack. Toni not being in this episode... wack. However I found it very funny when Archie was just like “yeah what up dudes I’m a serpent. Hiss hiss Bitch” and Joaquin was like “Nuh uh. You can’t sit here” and Archie was like “actually I can’t sit anywhere... because I have hemorrhoids”. Okay real talk... I am not liking this weird “Gargoyle King” thing... like umm??? Are the writers trying to be supernatural or not? I just don’t quite understand. If so I DEFINITELY don’t like it because if you’re going to have supernatural elements they need to be implemented from the beginning. Alright next thing... I have mixed feelings about the whole cheerleading scene... it was lowkey cringy but man do I like some good Jail House Rock. Off topic but YO maddog... he was hot. Alright back to business. I don’t like Evelyn she’s weird and creepy and probably behind all the weird seizure stuff. I love that they didn’t really have a plot for Dilton Doiley so they just killed him off. Also EtHeL sweetie what are you doing?? I just don’t get her. She’s a creepy little weirdo. In conclusion. What the fuck and most of all fuck Hiram.
Hopes for next episode: honestly just more explanation... we’re getting a bughead ¿sex? Scene so that’s fun. I hope Kevin gets treated better, he deserves a man who will show him off. Choni Choni Choni. •
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