Monster Blue Zero Sugar
Trash Food Guidance 1. Taste and Fragrance: The smell of this is a bit ummm... metallic...almost. yeah. And it tatse a bit like energy drinks tastes in 2002, before they figured out that you could make an energy drink tatse like normal flavours, like lemonade or grape. This tatses a bit like Red Bull. Its not great. 10/20 2. Texture: It's fizzy, but not too fizzy. Its good for fast drinking. 15/20 3. Appearance and packaging: The Monster logo always conjures up images of youthful prepubescent boys with flat brim caps and skinny arms protruding from tanks tops, hanging around at skate parks waiting for their mums to pick them up after a day of trying to figure out who looks old enough in the group to buy cigarettes from the convenience store. 12/20 4. Value/ price: This was $4.95 from a servo. That's not great. 13/20 5. Novelty and fun: I bought this flavour because I could not recall having had it in the past. Now I remember why. I think I have had it and then decided it was terrible and stopped having it... because it was terrible. I don't think this flavour is a popular as the others. I seem to see it around less. 14/20
Total - 54/ 💯
Bonus Trash Factor: This flavour reminds me of what lightening would tatse like. Its kind of jabby and zingy but also a bit sizzling. This has a good amount of caffeine in it too, so maybe that's why I think of it as being like lightening. There are so many better flavours out there. This is crap. Don't get it. Plus fourteen point one points for being the worst of the bunch.
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