The story has a happy ending. I simply said “Sri LangCock...sis imma need that memory card”. He was so scared he just gave it to me...first man to give it to me since Michael Jackson spoke at my 3rd grade graduation. He even gave me the stuff he filmed on the GoPro he had hidden in his fucking zipper. Which explains why his bulge was so big. He apologized again and then disappeared faster than my interest in anything Nicki has to say about Cardi. .
I had one of my self reflection moments. I use to give a lot of life advice on here. My posts have taken a depressing turn. Understandable since I write from the heart. If I’m happy, you’ll get happy, etc. Anyways, here’s something I learned recently. You MUST love yourself enough to understand that your time and attention isn’t free. If you’re like me, you say yes to helping everyone, even if it gets in the way of your happiness. From work, to friends, to the bitch from your high school sellin body wraps. Cut to 12 hours later, when you’re at home, covered in Shea Butter, watching “Insecure”, and you think about how you just got taken advantage of. I’ve had to message a ton of people the past few weeks to remind them of this. If I call you my friend, my fam, my man, I mean that shit. You need food? I gotchu. Need someone to vent to? I gotchu. Need a place to hide while cops looking for you? I gotchu...yo phone so you could call one of yo white friends.
Understand that every second you spend helping someone else is a second you could have spent on your dream. Understand the gravity of that. Cause when you do, the next time a nigga stands you up on a date, next time a nigga need to talk at 3 AM, next time a nigga hungry and ask you for food, you’ll be able to say, “No” wit👏cha👏chest. Never again will I work harder than the other person to make a relationship work. I’m not saying become cold to world. I’m saying become warm to yourself. You deserved that Netflix marathon. Eat that cake bitch. Yaaass, drop it in the club. I love you and I’m proud of you. And you can send the next nigga who tries to make you feel guilty about that to me. Now get back in my bed, bitch. LOVE, PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE!!!
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