The fabulous house wife came into work one day after a routine Botox session and declared “I found you someone”. Dating was starting to become exhausting and I had little hopes Mr. Right was out there for me.
I wish I was about to tell you that her Botox doctor was the one she found for me and I also became an over-the-top housewife. Sadly, that wasn’t the case.
She wanted to introduce me to one of her old managers who was originally from Pittsburgh but now lived in Atlanta, Georgia. Yes. Another retail manager. She told me to “Facebook him, whatever that means”. I facebooked him and after a short courtship, I was head over heels and ready to move back down to Georgia.