Some people really need to heed this warning. I'm so tired of people playing victim when they are just as complicit in starting shit as other people. Grab yo balls and hold firm in your own bullshit and stop fucking looking for acceptance, validation and backup in other people. When shit go down ask yourself what part you played in it. Own your shit and some of y'all looking real dehydrated right about now. That is all.
Eternal fart sound to the car rental company for screwing up a bunch of reservations and forcing my broken, limping ass to take a long painful journey and also completely eliminating the possibility of bringing my family home in an uncomplicated manner. #effyou#shinsplints#iamannoyed#butatleastiamtravelling
Botanical doodles! 🌿
I have not had a voice since sometime on Sunday. This has never happened to me! Seriously, the loudest I can go is a stage whisper, and when I do that it still sounds like an adolescent boy whose balls are dropping. I'm so used to whispering that when I get my voice back I think I will have to learn how to regulate my voice volume.
Things I've learned and experienced:
1) It is apparently extremely creepy, even frightening, to have someone whisper in your ear unexpectedly.
2) If people aren't making eye contact with me, they don't know I'm trying to speak to them and it is more than vexing.
3) It is a devastating moment when you open your mouth to sing in the shower, but nothing comes out.
4) No one can hear my funny quips and comments. 😭 #youaremissingout
5) I can't laugh. I CANT LAUGH.
Tonight I will be working burger night (yikes), upstairs in the smoke (fml), and training a new guy (shit). Wish me luck.👌😃🍀 #yay