How to pretend you understand art for social media:
1️⃣ Form: You need to look the part - I’ve gone for a cricket jumper here, but I've also got a monocle on. You might want to consider a turtleneck or a scarf or a face painting (or all three).
2️⃣ Face: stand 1-2 metres away and look at the art, scanning up and down approx 1 inch per second (not too quick!). Make it look like you’re thinking! Rub your chin, try to furrow your botoxed brow, and say “hmmmmmmm”. To do this I try to think "did I leave the iron on?" and "what exactly is an iron?" at the same time. Avoid saying things like “wow these colours are pretty”.
3️⃣ Foto: if you dont get a photo of the above, then did you even art gallery? Include yourself and the artwork in the same image in a weird angle, then upload it with a description in spaced capitals like this: A E S T H E T I C